April 2009
I don't care how blatent.
I would never call you a nigger. Ever. A terrible word used for terrible purposes.
Don’t call me a faggot.
WatchWent to watch the weekly dodgeball games tonight.
(while looking at Elle)
Nissa: Do they make up mean nicknames, like fatty butt?
Elle: ...
Nissa: OMG I DIDN'T MEAN YOU
...
Me: Lauren, get out from under the covers! We're going to dodgeball.
Lauren: I came in here to fart.
Lies I've Told My 3-Year-Old Recently
capucha:
ysabel:
brightredlemons:misstugui:
Trees talk to each other at night. All fish are named either Lorna or Jack. Before your eyeballs fall out from watching too much TV, they get very loose. Tiny bears live in drain pipes. If you are very very quiet you can hear the clouds rub against the sky. The moon and the sun had a fight a long time ago. Everyone knows at least one secret language....
March 2009
In the brief period of time that I'm jobless.
(please be brief)
… I am left alone, because people are either working, hanging out with others and constantly “rescheduling”, or doing school work already.
So off to Mt. Airy forest I go… taking pictures in my alone time, which I love, but I’m getting QUITE a lot of these days.
God Damnit, listen to us.
My roommate is downstairs one again pissed that her ex-boyfriend was rude to her.
She’s not over him, and it’s been 2.5 years.
He upsets her at every turn, and she’s “done” with him every few months, and deletes his number. She dates guys that are the biggest assholes I’ve ever met and can’t understand when they don’t treat her well, but...
:)
In the morning I’m job hunting once more, though I don’t even know where to look anymore.
But tonight, it seems ok.
“False, i am proving to you that we are not all intelligence agents, just...”
– so ambitious, for a juvenile.:
mom's first facebook chat
me: hey mom!
mom: hi honey
mom: so this is facebook?
me: yeah, this is facebook
mom: this is all it is?
Dan: You're so annoying
Me: I'm intuitive.
Dan: I'd be hitting your right now
Me: because I'm right.
Dan: nay
Me: YES
Dan: LIES
Me: It's ok to be incompetent
Dan: my god i hate you
my personal spin on Hamlet's "to be, or not to be"...
misterdan:
To feel, or not to feel—that is the question:
Whether ‘tis nobler in the soul to drop my guard
And open my heart to accept thy affection in whole
Or to build up walls against a life with love
And by this shutting out, become numb. To love, to fear—
No more—and with that love I could fashion myself
The life, with all the magnificence and passion
That the heart is capable...
MichaelNothing spotted us in Time Square today....
(via johnnyfive)
You were SPOTTED. That’s fame, right there.
You will be traveling and coming into a fortune.
stephencmr:
via: my fortune cookie.
man I hope so.
Drive here, then I’ll give you $5.
Somebody call me back already!
I NEED A DAMN JOB AND I’M TIRED OF LOOKING
Watchkarenabad:
The Last Home Recording Upon Eager Eyes
Since you are so far away and we couldn’t go on a photo adventure together, I documented mine and imagined you were with me. Shot entirely with a Kodak zi6 pocket camera through a broken Nikon D50.
Fantastic. Wish I were there :(
kdessss:
i hope that tomorrow is one of those days where its dark all day and pours and thunders and lightnings … that would be killer
yeahhhh
faucet:
Also, I inadvertedly continue my stalking of minor-tumblr-celebrity Cameron. I’m now even closer to the street he lives on.
I am no celebrity, fool. Where are you now?
i love how all longmeadow tumblrs have to post...
(via kdessss)
I like this a lot about y’all. I live vicariously. :(
Searching for a Recipe
policewomantori:
cameronchristopher:
for cookies that don’t include brown sugar or eggs because i have neither.
:(
do you have pecans? i have a pecan sandies recipe that requires neither eggs nor brown sugar
I do not have pecans. :( I have practically nothing. I think I got a peanut butter recipe.
Searching for a Recipe
for cookies that don’t include brown sugar or eggs because i have neither.
:(
Mom: out there somwhere you have a little brother we didn't get to keep
Mom: He is a humanzee
Mom: We named him Bgralsj
Someone's playing fiddle outside.
My entire day has just been made.
