"My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live."

Kanye West

Best thing anybody has said ever. Holy shit.

(via sade)

BAHAHAHAHA!!!

(via robotlove, oldfilmsflicker, catherinehepburn, coldhearted, scout)

Haha, what a dick.

Interesting text conversation?
  • Kyle: Hey, I don't want an immediate answer to this because I want you to take time to think about it. I'm not trying to offend or anything but I'm just curious.
  • Me: yeah?
  • Kyle: But changing nothing but your sexual preference, your hobbies and habits all stay the same, would you enjoy college more or less.
  • Me: Um, neither? Maybe I'd feel like there were more people to date, but I'd still not drink or sleep around. The worst part about being gay [for me], not counting civil rights, is how you meet people.
  • Kyle: I just feel like considering what [many] gays went through for high school and middle school, college would be heaven.
  • Me: Well now that you make that point, I kind of agree. Compared to previous school, I've never felt better about myself.
O_O
  • him: I'm so excited because i feel liek I will get more guys, because I can't tell you how many
  • him: guys have turned me down because I'm 17
  • me: because it's illegal? sure.
  • me: a LOT different than underage drinking as far as consequences go
  • him: FUCK THAT SHOW TO CATCH A PREDATOR ITS RUINING MY LIFE.
Scenes I remember from my dreams:

Jonathan fell into this hole inside someplace.  The hole we all knew about but avoided, and somehow he slipped and went in.  Looking down into the hole he was moaning on the floor of whatever was down there, his legs at terrible angles, asking for someone to help.  We went down there and I kept wanting to go over and help get him out but I just watched.  My brain was making the right signals to move my limbs but my limbs just wouldn’t do it.  They were incompetent and kept dropping him and doing dumb shit and I knew I’d be better but I was just waching.

That one’s pretty evident.

Another: Shit… I just lost it.  Haha.  I know it involved a friend from highschool, Amanda Coppock.  Bummer… oh well

Another: I was in the backyard putting the firepit together and Ingrid’s mom was yelling “nooo, don’t!!!” in the way a little kid does when you’re putting away their toys  after playtime is over.

Another: I was stuck to the ceiling with something really nasty… some goo shit.  And people were walking below me and occationally some woman would look up and make sure I was still there.  As soon as her party thing was over and she shut the door, she turned into this huge insect and with incredible speed lunged up the wall, across the ceiling, and bit off my head.

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Warm Glove :: Ssion

Theme music for the day.

jendunlap:

YELLE “A CAUSE DES GARCONS” TEPR Remix (via yelle)

I’ve always thought that the French were pretty low on the totem pole of dancing, but the dancing in this video makes me want to cover the world in icing and lick it off one reebok pump at a time…

Via Ashley Jeanne!

Ahh, it’s called tektonik.  I had a brief period where I REALLY wanted to learn this… i think I’m lanky enough.

Greeens

I got up and out of bed to go downstairs for a snack because my stomach hurt.

I made a salad with turkey and provolone in it.  Yay health!

Going to bed on a good note.
Unexpected but appreciated.
I always killed mine off to build houses.
  • Me: I know every fucking gay man in the area
  • Johnny5: so? you're not going to be there forever.
  • Johnny5: and new gay men move in all the time
  • Johnny5: it's like the sims!
Went to SpringGrove cemetary today.  So peaceful.
Went to SpringGrove cemetary today.  So peaceful.

harmlessbalderdash:

Gin & Tonics fuel my life. I LOVE Milwaukee and i’m tempted to stay.

Alchy.

Tornado warning!
Hayyyyy.
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