Babies everywhere.
- Dan: I haven't actually held a baby in about nine years. I'm just so afraid. I'm all about the toddlers.
- Me: Ha. Haley has to babysit a ten month old and is scared to death.
- Dan: I would just cry. That is terrifying. I wish babies were nicer.
(via youareanobject)
How is a body this long. Why is that very attractive to me, and in turn, why is my torso half that size.
Thanksgiving #2
Mom's modeling her table
Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving! Today only sort of feels like a holiday for me. But at least Christmas will feel like Christmas this year.
Happy Thanksgiving Ben!
Underwear
On my illustration portfolio site I had a funny cartoon self portrait of myself in underwear and a t-shirt.
Art Director: My supervisor doesn’t feel comfortable using you for this article, he is concerned by your front page image. He thinks you will put underwear on the people in the illustration.
Me:Did they look at the pieces in my portfolio? None of them have underwear.
Art Director: No.
How does one pick up a glass of water and manage to take the rim of the glass off in a clean break?
How does this happen?
Anyhow… we’re FINALLY eating.
I’m thankful for my family :)
This performance by Ashleigh and Jakob was about the perfect moment in a relationship. SYTYCD makes me 1. cry every week, and 2. get excited for dancing again, every single week.
Ask me something!
Ripping off Johnny
I could care less - its my tumblr, i can do it any fucking way i please
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This must be known, lol. Instant reblog.
Please and thankyou
Did i get this right ? :D
Haha, this actually does bother me. The line goes to the left of what the username above the line wrote. It’s so much easier to read a full reblogged conversation that way.
cross off things i’ve done in my life.
grrrard:helloimwhitney:andandy:sexismandthecity:
Graduated High School.
Kissed someone.
Smoked cigarettes.
Got so drunk you passed out.Rode every ride at an amusement park.Collected something really stupid.Gone to a rock concert.
Helped someone.
Gone fishing.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time with out sleep.
Lied to someone.
Snorted cocaine.Failed a class.Smoked weed.
Dealt drugs.Taken a college level course.Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado.
Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
Watched someone die.
Been to a funeral.
Burned yourself.
Ran a marathon.
Your parents got divorced.Cried yourself to sleep.Spent over $200 in one day.
Flown on a plane.
Cheated on someone.
Been cheated on.
Written a 10 page letter.
Gone skiing.
Been sailing.
Cut yourself.Had a best friend.Lost someone you loved.Shoplifted something.
Been to jail.Had detention.Skipped school.
Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
Stolen books from the library.
Gone to a different country.
Dropped out of school.
Been in a mental hospital.Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.Had an online diary.
Fired a gun.Gambled in a casino.Had a yard sale.
And a lemonade stand.
Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
Been in a school play.Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test.
Swam with dolphins.Gone to sea world.
Attempted suicide.Voted for American/Australian IdolWritten poetry.Read more than 20 books a year.
Gone to Europe.Loved someone you couldn’t have.Wondered about your sexuality.
Used a coloring book over age 12.Had surgery.Had stitches.Taken a taxi.Seen the Washington Monument.Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
Overdosed.
Had a drug or alcohol problem.
Been in a fist fight.
Suffered any form of abuse.
Had a hamster. Petted a wild animal.Used a credit card.
Gone surfing in California.Did “spirit day” at school.Dyed your hair.
Got a tattoo.Had something pierced.
Got straight A’s.Been on the Honor Roll.
Known someone with HIV or AIDS.Taken pictures with a webcam.
Started a fire.
Had a party while your parents weren’t home.
Gotten caught having a party while they were gone
“Will I go on a date with you? Noooo! Noooooooo!” *kick*
Kaitlin Olsen <3
Mom, doesn’t she remind you of Mya a little bit?
