vibaliciousv:thebookofsecrets:centaine:




























I banged a pickle because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous

I raped a french fry because I had to.

vibaliciousv:thebookofsecrets:centaine:

I banged a pickle because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous

I raped a french fry because I had to.

  1. kuroneko90 reblogged this from sunshinedaisies and added:
    I stabbed an orange bcos lil ppl told me to
  2. snapshotsoliloquy reblogged this from clickbreatheclick and added:
    I ran naked with a condom because that’s how I roll.
  3. joycemille reblogged this from sobresaliente
  4. gambylicious reblogged this from greenballoonsandblackmushrooms and added:
    I ran shirtless with a bisexual because thats how I roll. :))
  5. thecheskasimeon reblogged this from tangledsideofmyheart and added:
    Dont even reblog on mine! its soo weirdd!
  6. tangledsideofmyheart reblogged this from thecheskasimeon and added:
    I was wearing black kasi, `ee. :-j `Yung sa`yo. :-& =)))))))))))))))))))
  7. thecheskasimeon reblogged this from tangledsideofmyheart and added:
    SO, YOUR BIRTHDAY WAS ON AUGUST 28 AND YOUR FAVORITE COLOR IS BLACK? EH, AKO NGA EH MAS WORSE! check mo pa! January...
  8. yourcherryblossom reblogged this from pinuna and added:
    that’s how I roll.. XD
  9. calie reblogged this from spinningtheart and added:
    I ran Naked with a Homo***** because Im sexy as Hell :)
  10. thesaltiestsea reblogged this from crazysuit and added:
    I stabbed the kool-aid man because i smoke crack.
  11. sunshinedaisies reblogged this from daretothink and added:
    HAHAHA tinee! labeeeeeeeeeet
  12. daretothink reblogged this from coolsizzles and added:
    I smoked with a whore because that’s how I roll. And that’s never too far from reality baby. :D
  13. crazysuit reblogged this from steampoweredmedia and added:
    I slept with a bowl of cereal because I’m sexy as hell.
  14. hewantstime reblogged this from cameronchristopher and added:
    I stabbed the trojan man because I’m sexy as hell.
  15. jaycruz reblogged this from steampoweredmedia and added:
    “I killed your mom because I’m sexy as hell.”
  16. swirlingascension reblogged this from vibaliciousv
  17. laughandtheworldlaughswithyou reblogged this from steampoweredmedia and added:
    “i killed a crackhead because thats how i roll” this thing is the shiznit
  18. steampoweredmedia reblogged this from spinningmysphere
  19. spinningmysphere reblogged this from thetalkinghead and added:
    i banged a toothbrush because i love marijuana. (lolz).
  20. pautsi reblogged this from centaine and added:
    I killed a bag of weed because that’s how I roll
  21. bubblesinthebathtub reblogged this from thebookofsecrets and added:
    i just had to do it beacuse i love the results. and i may or may not have completed such a task. i cuddled with a jar of...
  22. squintystumbles reblogged this from cameronchristopher and added:
    I ate out a glass of milk because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous.
  23. trojan reblogged this from cameronchristopher and added:
    I banged a bisexual because that’s how I roll.
  24. cameronchristopher reblogged this from vibaliciousv and added:
    thebookofsecrets:centaine:
  25. mindsize reblogged this from thetalkinghead and added:
    this is hilarious. mine is: I ran shirtless with a whore because I had to. thetalkinghead:
  26. imbeingmyself reblogged this from overheat and added:
    I ran naked with a toothbrush because i smoke crack.. hahaha! wth? hahaha
  27. readhayley reblogged this from elektropop and added:
    hahahha i smoked with a ninja because i love marijuana
  28. missstaceylouise reblogged this from fionazi
  29. fionazi reblogged this from hellotigerzx and added:
    I’m a pimp and you’re jealous.
  30. elektropop reblogged this from hellotigerzx and added:
    NEEDED A TOOTHBRUSH BECAUSE I’M SEXY AS HELL \m/
  31. tarzanandjane reblogged this from hellotigerzx and added:
    needed the trojan man...roll. (insanely meaningless, but amusing nevertheless)
  32. addyl reblogged this from hellotigerzx
  33. troyhardaway reblogged this from hellotigerzx and added:
    i’m a pimp and you’re jealous.
  34. hellotigerzx reblogged this from pinuna and added:
    i love marijuana
  35. katiespeachykeen reblogged this from thetalkinghead and added:
    I killed a pornstar because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous
  36. bordagul reblogged this from dinosaurusrex and added:
    I ran naked with a stripper because I had to.
  37. vibaliciousv reblogged this from thebookofsecrets and added:
    I banged a pickle because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous
  38. somewhereundertherainbow reblogged this from letmerecrap and added:
    I CUDDLED WITH A PROSTITUTE BECAUSE IM SEXY AS HELL!
  39. outlaws reblogged this from thebookofsecrets and added:
    Hmm… I ran shirtless with a lesbian because I’m beautiful (and I’m sure she was too!)
  40. fuckmeferru reblogged this from piratesswoop and added:
    I slept with Santa Claus because that’s how I roll.
  41. dinosaurusrex reblogged this from electricbombs and added:
    Hey magick, we have the same birthday! 2/24 in the house
  42. dinosaurusrex reblogged this from thetalkinghead and added:
    I killed a condom because I love marijuana and I have double Ds. All true except I wouldnt murder a condom.
  43. akosijenii reblogged this from fuckyeahkleng and added:
    i killed a whore because that’s how i roll xD
  44. martingotmerockin reblogged this from twistingturn
  45. chepautle reblogged this from clubberkatz13 and added:
    I ate out a condom because that’s how I roll. :)) Gross!
  46. twistingturn reblogged this from darrlimsyndrome
  47. thetalkinghead reblogged this from southern-bella and added:
    I ran naked with an orange because I love marijuana.
  48. piratesswoop reblogged this from centaine and added:
    i needed a jar of honey because that’s how i roll
  49. southern-bella reblogged this from thebookofsecrets and added:
    I ran naked with Paris Hilton because the lil ppl told me to *hahahahaha*
  50. kirstyobillo07 reblogged this from daniboy and added:
    i killed my ex because that’s how i roll @-) =))))))
  51. jemiewantsaunicorn reblogged this from escapefromastarcrossedworld
  52. georgiahoy reblogged this from thebookofsecrets
  53. overheat reblogged this from thebookofsecrets
  54. rawrnicole reblogged this from thebookofsecrets and added:
    I needed a prostitute because that’s how I roll, lollll
  55. iammaiamai reblogged this from sinigang and added:
    I cuddled with an orange because i smoke crack WHAT THE HELL
  56. thebookofsecrets reblogged this from centaine and added:
    I ran shirtless with an easter egg because I have AMAZING boobs *can’s stop laughing*
  57. centaine reblogged this from pignola and added:
    I stabbed a jar of honey because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous
  58. pignola reblogged this from youdidntseemlikeaplayeratall and added:
    I needed a whore because I have amazing boobs. (Am considering all offers.)
  59. ohitsmariel reblogged this from doitlikesamantha and added:
    I smoked with an orange because I`m beautiful.
  60. life-is-a-fiesta reblogged this from bessiebessbess and added:
    I ate out Santa Claus because that’s how I roll :)) Yeahh!! Jk ;)
  61. tocksick reblogged this from talkaboutmoi and added:
    I ran Shirtless with an Easter Egg cause I’m Sexxy as hell!!
  62. dudeitsdayna reblogged this from hannahassan and added:
    i banged a bowl of cereal because im sexy as hell.
  63. whatkattydid reblogged this from goddessitakat and added:
    I ran naked with a homo***** because that’s how I roll.
  64. hannahassan reblogged this from itsaishah and added:
    I stabbed a condom because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous.
  65. goddessitakat reblogged this from pasadora and added:
    I ran naked with my ex because the lil ppl told me to. LOL
  66. lau19 reblogged this from greenballoonsandblackmushrooms and added:
    i killed an orange because i’m a pimp and you’re all jealous. okay. haha!
  67. autocani13 reblogged this from ionkz and added:
    I banged a homosexual because that’s how I roll. WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD?! *baaaaaaaaaaaarf*
  68. morningslugger reblogged this from sonni89 and added:
    I needed a bisexual because I’m sexy as hell.
  69. helloannyong reblogged this from youdidntseemlikeaplayeratall and added:
    I ate out an orange because I’m sexy as hell.
  70. talkaboutmoi reblogged this from dyke and added:
    NATALIE’S IS TRUE! I killed a Jew because I’m a pimp and your jealous.
  71. lilygarland reblogged this from happyharry and added:
    HAPPYHARRY WE ARE BIRTHDAY TWINS! And I was also wearing green today, but changed into my pajamas immediately upon...
  72. dyke reblogged this from bertiedav and added:
    I ate out a french fry because i have double D’s
  73. bertiedav reblogged this from youdidntseemlikeaplayeratall and added:
    I cuddled with a lesbian because i’m sexy as hell lololol
  74. youdidntseemlikeaplayeratall reblogged this from pastywhiterambler and added:
    I ran naked with your dealer because I had to. Ok, boring.
  75. hannahbop reblogged this from aflojaconlospostres and added:
    I stabbed an orange because that’s how I roll. :D
  76. sydniwithani reblogged this from dorkvader and added:
    double D’s. Ahaha, DAMN STRAIGHT yo.
  77. matzrios reblogged this from daniboy and added:
    I stabbed a stripper because I’m sexy as hell. WTH??haha belated happy birthday danica!!
  78. speechlessboss reblogged this from darrlimsyndrome and added:
    I cuddled with a pornstar because that’s how I roll. :))))
  79. lorelaithe3rd reblogged this from pasadora and added:
    i banged**** my ex because i have double D’s!!
  80. drunkanddisorderly reblogged this from pasadora and added:
    I banged a whore because that’s how I roll.
  81. pastywhiterambler reblogged this from brazzlefrat and added:
    I ran shirtless with your dealer because that’s how I roll.
  82. sonni89 reblogged this from pasadora and added:
    I smoked with the Kool-Aid man because I have amazing boobs.
  83. welshgirlellie reblogged this from missmikkimouse and added:
    I banged a homo because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous.
  84. missmikkimouse reblogged this from pasadora and added:
    I ran shirtless with an easter egg because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous.
  85. pasadora reblogged this from brazzlefrat and added:
    I ran naked with a bowl of cereal because I had to.
  86. itsaishah reblogged this from microsushi and added:
    I smoked with a bowl of cereal because that’s how i roll. :)
  87. brazzlefrat reblogged this from fadestogray and added:
    I cuddled with a jar of honey because that’s how I roll.
  88. aflojaconlospostres reblogged this from fadestogray and added:
    I BANGED A FRENCH FRY BECAUSE I HAVE AMAZING BOOBS.
  89. grrmonkey360 reblogged this from wika57 and added:
    i ate out a toothbrush because i have a noodle in my nose
  90. fadestogray reblogged this from likeadoll and added:
    I banged the kool-aid man because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous
  91. coffeenut reblogged this from lordawkward and added:
    i killed your dealer because i smoke crack. :))
  92. letmerecrap reblogged this from thequietscreaminggg and added:
    I STABBED PARIS HILTON BECAUSE I HAD TO. :))))))
  93. sandesande reblogged this from gmanaligod and added:
    I raped a whore because I had to. LOOOOOOOL :)))))))))
  94. gmanaligod reblogged this from superduperj and added:
    I smoked with a cereal bowl because I’m high with Marijuana.
  95. areallycoolopotamus reblogged this from allowaygrove and added:
    I slept with a pickle because I’m beautiful. Maha, private jokes ahoy.
  96. lordawkward reblogged this from noodleberry and added:
    i slept with a toothbrush because i’m gay. o_o
  97. dameunbeso reblogged this from noodleberry and added:
    i killed a bag of weed because i’ve got abs. :>
  98. noodleberry reblogged this from epitomeofrandomness and added:
    I ATE OUT YOUR DEALER BECAUSE THAT’S HOW I ROLL. :|
  99. stormyknight reblogged this from escapefromastarcrossedworld and added:
    I stabbed a Homo because I’m a Pimp and you’re jealous. LOLLL
  100. ionkz reblogged this from sinigang and added:
    I stabbed a pickle because thats how I roll and because I’m beautiful. lmao =))
  101. viiiiiic reblogged this from kliarden and added:
    I ran shirtless with a jar of honey cause that’s how i roll.
  102. kliarden reblogged this from levytation and added:
    I slept with a homeless guy because I’m sexy as hell.
  103. bamss reblogged this from daniboy and added:
    I slept with a whore because I’m beautiful. ALKDSJFA;LSJDF;ALSDFSDFJK
  104. epitomeofrandomness reblogged this from dukeandzephyrspeak and added:
    I smoked with an Easter Egg because I’ve got abs…. What the fucking hell….
  105. katiegannon reblogged this from cloooud and added:
    I killed a stripper because im gay. OBVIOUSLY
  106. diveintotheunknown reblogged this from phosfate and added:
    I ran shirtless with a glass of milk because I have AMAZING boobs/I love marijuana. LMAO. (red and grey striped shirt!)
  107. cloooud reblogged this from dorkvader and added:
    I needed a homo***** because im sexy as hell
  108. newcarsmell reblogged this from kristuper and added:
    @kristuper: kool-aid man wtf. XD I smoked with your dealer because i’m beautiful. FTW XD
  109. phosfate reblogged this from microsushi and added:
    I slept with a BelgianFrench Fry, because that’s how I roll/because I’m gay. =))) (white and purple shirt FTW!)
  110. mariajonelyn reblogged this from sinigang and added:
    i’m gay. ö wtf? xD
  111. rensavana reblogged this from laurengale and added:
    I ran naked with a crackhead because that’s how i roll =)) \mmm/
  112. trishaxxcore reblogged this from sinigang and added:
    I banged my ex because that’s how I roll.
  113. mushymellow reblogged this from dorkvader
  114. carmelaela reblogged this from sinigang and added:
    I BANGED A NINJA BECAUSE THAT’S HOW I ROLL =))
  115. sandysawwhatyoudid reblogged this from aprilized and added:
    i’m sexy as hell.. haha
  116. unusualdancer reblogged this from levytation and added:
    I killed a crackhead cause I’m a pimp and you’re jealous.
  117. sinigang reblogged this from daniboy and added:
    I ran naked with a jew because that’s how I roll. ASDFGHJKL;
  118. miss-sid reblogged this from superduperj and added:
    I killed a homo because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous!
  119. daniboy reblogged this from showmethemoney and added:
    I ran naked with a toothbrush because that’s how I roll. =))))))
  120. kristuper reblogged this from dorkvader and added:
    I slept with the kool-aid man because that’s how I roll :))
  121. cherryontop234 reblogged this from othersideofbea and added:
    NOODLE IN MY NOSE”
  122. othersideofbea reblogged this from showmethemoney and added:
    I ran shirtless with a toothbrush because I have AMAZING boobs. :)) Oh yes:| :))
  123. lovekosiako reblogged this from beyaaaaahh and added:
    **kalandian ever. ROFL while LMAO
  124. escapefromastarcrossedworld reblogged this from aprilized
  125. ivanlocsin reblogged this from superduperj and added:
    I ran naked with a crackhead because i’m sexy as hell
  126. aprilized reblogged this from showmethemoney
  127. showmethemoney reblogged this from microsushi and added:
    I cuddled with a stripper because that’s how I roll. Yes, I definitely love making fruitfull memories with sexy people...
  128. microsushi reblogged this from greenballoonsandblackmushrooms and added:
    I RAPED AN EASTER EGG BECAUSE I LOVE MARIJUANA. i’m crazy like that.
  129. allowaygrove reblogged this from dorkvader and added:
    I killed a cat because I have amazing boobs. O…ok.
  130. greenballoonsandblackmushrooms reblogged this from haimeesphere and added:
    I ran shirtless with PARIS HILTON because I’m a PIMP AND YOU ALL JEALOUS =))))) This sentence strangely makes sense if I...
  131. aquarterandakiss reblogged this from stpatience and added:
    I ATE OUT MY EX BECAUSE THAT’S HOW I ROLL / I’M A PIMP AND YOU’RE JEALOUS :-j Wearing white and blue eh :))
  132. haimeesphere reblogged this from laizalovestictacs and added:
    I RAN NAKED WITH AN EASTER EGG BECAUSE THAT`S HOW I ROLL =))
  133. superduperj reblogged this from beyaaaaahh and added:
    I raped a whore because that’s how I roll
  134. beyaaaaahh reblogged this from fashblack and added:
    I smoked with your grandma because I’m gay, BITCH
  135. laizalovestictacs reblogged this from astronautheart and added:
    I CUDDLED WITH SANTA CLAUSE BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL. B-)
  136. thequietscreaminggg reblogged this from dorkvader and added:
    I killed Paris Hilton because that’s how i roll =)) HAHAHA
  137. yobpissog reblogged this from siximpossiblethings and added:
    I slept with a bisexual because i have to. LOL. X)
  138. wika57 reblogged this from siximpossiblethings and added:
    i killed a cat because im a pimp and youre jealous
  139. coolsizzles reblogged this from sunshinedaisies and added:
    I raped a homeless guy because I have double D’s… WHA-?!
  140. saysthebeautifulcow reblogged this from owl-hoot
  141. lovingsnessess reblogged this from dorkvader and added:
    I killed your mom because thats how I roll XD
  142. astronautheart reblogged this from chappyturtle and added:
    I RAPED A NINJA BECASE I LOVE MARIJUANA. Good to know some things are accurate in this world. :> lmfao.
  143. kissesandcandies reblogged this from myartmylife
  144. codenameblue reblogged this from jsutbecasue and added:
    as sexy as hell =)))))))
  145. sunshinedaisies reblogged this from pinuna and added:
    the lil people told me to. XD
  146. josephinemarch reblogged this from dorkvader and added:
    I killed a Jew because I’m sexy as hell. (NOOO NOT SUZY.)
  147. levytation reblogged this from letsnotgetdrastic
  148. amireo reblogged this from dorkvader and added:
    So like .. I smoked with Santa Clause because I’m sexy as Hell. Way to go (Y)
  149. tumamblingsitumblr reblogged this from cathcathcath and added:
    I ATE OUT A BAG OF WEED BECAUSE I SMOKE CRACK :))
  150. letsnotgetdrastic reblogged this from levytation and added:
    Banged is a slang terminology to associate with “to have sex with”. A Pimp is a Derogatory term for a Person who manages...
  151. spontaneous-sublimation reblogged this from glibhysteria and added:
    I cuddled with a toothbrush because i’m a pimp and you’re jealous
  152. sunshinesupreme reblogged this from beeangka and added:
    I smoked with A Whore because that’s how i roll
  153. levytation reblogged this from imfrigginawesome and added:
    i banged a horse because i’m a pimp and you’re jealous. :)) what’s a pimp? :)) and banged? is that like hit or slapped?...
  154. chappyturtle reblogged this from stpatience and added:
    I banged a jar of honey because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous. OH YEAH. B-)
  155. thats-not-the-truth reblogged this from dorkvader
  156. cathcathcath reblogged this from stpatience and added:
    I raped your dealer because that`s how I roll.
  157. stpatience reblogged this from legendaryknight and added:
    ATE OUT A BISEXUAL BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL =))))) WTFF
  158. jsutbecasue reblogged this from legendaryknight
  159. beeangka reblogged this from chcnut and added:
    I killed a prostitute because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous
  160. legendaryknight reblogged this from dorkvader
  161. dukeandzephyrspeak reblogged this from maogallardo and added:
    I killed an easter egg because that’s how I role. XD
  162. laurengale reblogged this from leecaces and added:
    I banged a homeless guy because that’s how i roll. O.O
  163. maogallardo reblogged this from chcnut and added:
    I ran naked with a horse because I’m beautiful. NO HOMO.
  164. dorkvader reblogged this from siximpossiblethings and added:
    I ate out a pornstar because I’m gay. Oh wow=))
  165. bessiebessbess reblogged this from melancholiadoll and added:
    I banged your dealer because i`m a pimp and you`re jealous :))))
  166. leecaces reblogged this from missligenza and added:
    I stabbed an Easter egg because that’s how i roll (LAME)
  167. siximpossiblethings reblogged this from imfrigginawesome and added:
    Andrew we have the same birthday :> HAHA
  168. imfrigginawesome reblogged this from letsnotgetdrastic and added:
    I killed a Jew because that’s how I roll.
  169. anis-yazmin reblogged this from cheapandjuicy and added:
    i ran naked with a stripper because i’m sexy as hell.
  170. melancholiadoll reblogged this from chcnut and added:
    I ate out a pornstar because that’s how I roll.:)) AWESOME!
  171. letsnotgetdrastic reblogged this from savetheempty and added:
    I killed a Homeless Guy because I have AMAZING boobs :|
  172. savetheempty reblogged this from owl-hoot and added:
    i raped the trojan man because thats how i roll :> :))))
  173. chohalla reblogged this from peacockstares and added:
    CHOHALLA (JOAN): I KILLED THE TROJAN MAN BECAUSE I HAD TO.
  174. bfskinner reblogged this from sieghrt
  175. ohsure reblogged this from electricbombs
  176. brokenblossoms reblogged this from stingybaby and added:
    I smoked with a bisexual because I’m sexy as hell.
  177. fancifull reblogged this from likeadoll and added:
    I raped a bowl of cereal because I’m beautiful. OIC.
  178. feefoohlala reblogged this from taliho and added:
    i killed an orange because i love marijuanaaaa
  179. sidekick21 reblogged this from cheapandjuicy and added:
    I killed a bowl of cereal because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous.
  180. magnificently reblogged this from likeadoll and added:
    I ran shirtless with a stripper because I have AMAZING boobs.
  181. constant-knot reblogged this from cheapandjuicy and added:
    I killed your dealer because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous. :D
  182. taliho reblogged this from livingislonging and added:
    I stabbed a stripper because i have double D’s wow spot on.
  183. dryobb reblogged this from likeadoll and added:
    I Killed a condom cause im sexy as hell…
  184. glibhysteria reblogged this from bumblebiancatrix and added:
    I killed a pornstar because I’m sexy as hell.
  185. livingislonging reblogged this from bumblebiancatrix and added:
    I smoked with a whore because I’ve got abs
  186. liveitout reblogged this from cheapandjuicy and added:
    I stabbed a jew because I hate my life.
  187. mellyooo reblogged this from cheapandjuicy and added:
    I cuddled with your dealer because thats how i roll. (LOL)
  188. happyharry reblogged this from cheapandjuicy and added:
    i cuddled with a homeless guy because i’m beautiful~
  189. bumblebiancatrix reblogged this from electricbombs and added:
    I slept with your mom because I’m beautiful.
  190. cheapandjuicy reblogged this from electricbombs and added:
    I killed a pornstar because I have amazing boobs.
  191. electricbombs reblogged this from owl-hoot and added:
    I killed a condom because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous.
  192. superkatkat reblogged this from doitlikesamantha and added:
    For Ian: (Sept 13, Purple) I stabbed a whore because I’M GAY. Read the last two words again. And again.
  193. mystoh reblogged this from iamthefrancisizer and added:
    I ran shirtless with a glass of milk because I’m sexy as hell :D
  194. sidlantis reblogged this from pinuna and added:
    the lil people told me to. bwahahhahahahaha
  195. kimishhh reblogged this from pauiabogado and added:
    I banged a jar of honey because Im sexy as hell. :))
  196. pauiabogado reblogged this from akkin03 and added:
    I stabbed a bowl of cereal because that’s how i roll. :))
  197. endlessintensity reblogged this from clickbreatheclick and added:
    stabbed an orange...sexy as hell. XD
  198. itsnicoleftw reblogged this from myartmylife and added:
    I’ve got abs because I’m sexy as hell. LOL
  199. shutupdixiecup reblogged this from paolochua and added:
    OMG. THIS IS LIKE FREAKIN TRUEE!!! i KIlled
  200. akosicherry reblogged this from clickbreatheclick and added:
    colorpsychedelic:pinuna:...KILLED A HOMOSEXUAL BECAUSE
  201. missligenza reblogged this from ainako and added:
    I needed a prostitute because I’m gay.:))
  202. tracyceballo reblogged this from jamiebaradi and added:
    I ran naked with a pickle because that how i roll! yeah LOL
  203. syrilstar reblogged this from jamiebaradi and added:
    I cuddled with a toothbrush because i am sexy as hell! hahahaha :))
  204. jamiebaradi reblogged this from marmaladefields and added:
    I cuddled with a jar of honey because I’m beautiful..
  205. marmaladefields reblogged this from owl-hoot and added:
    I ate out an orange because thats how I roll. thus being marmaladefields… .
  206. spinningtheart reblogged this from labyrinthjinx
  207. fashblack reblogged this from paolochua and added:
    I killed a lesbian because I have amazing boobs =)))
  208. suckerforhappiness reblogged this from pinuna
  209. ainako reblogged this from paolochua and added:
    I slept with an orange because that’s how I roll :>
  210. paolochua reblogged this from doitlikesamantha and added:
    I stabbed my ex because I have double D’s
  211. doitlikesamantha reblogged this from owl-hoot and added:
    I killed a pickle because that’s how I roll. « wow this is perfect.
  212. clickbreatheclick reblogged this from colorpsychedelic and added:
    I killed a french fry because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous. What.
  213. owl-hoot reblogged this from colorpsychedelic and added:
    I banged Santa Claus because I have double d’s.
  214. colorpsychedelic reblogged this from pinuna and added:
    the kool-aid man...that’s how I roll.
  215. labyrinthjinx reblogged this from pinuna and added:
    your mom becuase i love marijuana.. (prolly i was high.. lol)
  216. djdutch reblogged this from akkin03 and added:
    I needed a cat because I’ve got abs.. (which is totally not true.)
  217. arissahilarious reblogged this from beahweezy and added:
    jew. Wtf? HAHAHA!
  218. clubberkatz13 reblogged this from frustr8ed and added:
    I needed a whore because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous. :)))
  219. bigmouthbitch reblogged this from neverevergetcaught and added:
    -I stabbed a ninja because that’s how I roll
  220. akkin03 reblogged this from frustr8ed and added:
    I ran shirtless with a homeless guy because I’m beautiful. WTF! =))))
  221. youmakemefeelblue reblogged this from pinuna
  222. misunderstood23 reblogged this from superdupermegaover and added:
    MY EX BECAUSE IM BEAUTIFUL.. YEAH.. THAT MAKES ALOT
  223. frustr8ed reblogged this from sobresaliente and added:
    I needed Paris Hilton because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous. LOL
  224. myartmylife reblogged this from pinuna and added:
    that’s how I roll. Hmm. Okay.
  225. sobresaliente reblogged this from pinuna and added:
    that’s how i roll (huh?)
  226. keiaveunalliv reblogged this from iamaikov and added:
    WTF! I slept with a pornstar because I’m sexy as hell… “O_O”
  227. beahweezy reblogged this from dreamfinger and added:
    homo***(hahahahahaha! who’s this homo, lol)...that’s how i roll. :P
  228. daydreamvsreality reblogged this from sieghrt and added:
    I raped a pickle because i’m gay. HAHAHAHAH.
  229. hellopenguin reblogged this from fuckyeahkleng and added:
    I stabbed a lesbian because that’s how i roll.
  230. hisbutterfly reblogged this from akosimawilyn and added:
    I ran naked with The Trojan Man B’cos the lil ppl told me to. what?! LOL
  231. luckykisses reblogged this from apolloverse and added:
    before I totally sleep, got curious about this. I slept with a lesbian because I have amazing boobs??! lol. O.o
  232. peacockstares reblogged this from jhiknows and added:
    I STABBED A BAG OF WEED BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL?
  233. akosimawilyn reblogged this from jhiknows and added:
    I raped a bisexual because I am BEAUTIFUL. =))))))
  234. sieghrt reblogged this from jhiknows and added:
    I cuddled with a cat because I love marijuana.
  235. apolloverse reblogged this from jhiknows and added:
    i cuddled with a jew because that’s how i roll… (ang baduy ng akin, ang simple! hahaha)
  236. dreamfinger reblogged this from jhiknows
  237. xbluemindx reblogged this from pinuna and added:
    I love marijuana. Hahahah!
  238. neverevergetcaught reblogged this from pinuna and added:
    a pimp and you’re jealous haha that was fun!
  239. jhiknows reblogged this from iamaikov and added:
    I killed A Lesbian Because thats how i roll! haha
  240. iamaikov reblogged this from pinuna and added:
    i have AMAZING boobs. HAHAHAHA.
  241. fuckyeahkleng reblogged this from pinuna and added:
    that’s how I roll. XD
  242. pinuna posted this