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December 9, 2009 with 292 notes
vibaliciousv:thebookofsecrets:centaine: I banged a pickle because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous I raped a french fry because I had to.

vibaliciousv:thebookofsecrets:centaine:

I banged a pickle because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous

I raped a french fry because I had to.

  1. kuroneko90 reblogged this from sunshinedaisies and added:
    I stabbed an orange bcos lil ppl told me to
  2. snapshotsoliloquy reblogged this from clickbreatheclick and added:
    I ran naked with a condom because that’s how I roll.
  3. meeloves reblogged this from sobresaliente
  4. gambylicious reblogged this from greenballoonsandblackmushrooms and added:
    I ran shirtless with a bisexual because thats how I roll. :))
  5. howdy-rd reblogged this from pinuna and added:
    that’s how I roll.. XD
  6. calie reblogged this from spinningtheart and added:
    I ran Naked with a Homo***** because Im sexy as Hell :)
  7. thesaltiestsea reblogged this from crazysuit and added:
    I stabbed the kool-aid man because i smoke crack.
  8. sunshinedaisies reblogged this from daretothink and added:
    HAHAHA tinee! labeeeeeeeeeet
  9. daretothink reblogged this from coolsizzles and added:
    I smoked with a whore because that’s how I roll. And that’s never too far from reality baby. :D
  10. crazysuit reblogged this from steampoweredmedia and added:
    I slept with a bowl of cereal because I’m sexy as hell.
  11. hewantstime reblogged this from cameronchristopher and added:
    I stabbed the trojan man because I’m sexy as hell.
  12. jaycruz reblogged this from steampoweredmedia and added:
    “I killed your mom because I’m sexy as hell.”
  13. swirlingascension reblogged this from vibaliciousv
  14. steampoweredmedia reblogged this from spinningmysphere
  15. spinningmysphere reblogged this from thetalkinghead and added:
    i banged a toothbrush because i love marijuana. (lolz).
  16. pautsi reblogged this from centaine and added:
    I killed a bag of weed because that’s how I roll
  17. bubblesinthebathtub reblogged this from thebookofsecrets and added:
    i just had to do it beacuse i love the results. and i may or may not have completed such a task. i cuddled with a jar of...
  18. squintystumbles reblogged this from cameronchristopher and added:
    I ate out a glass of milk because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous.
  19. cameronchristopher reblogged this from vibaliciousv and added:
    thebookofsecrets:centaine:
  20. mindsize reblogged this from thetalkinghead and added:
    this is hilarious. mine is: I ran shirtless with a whore because I had to. thetalkinghead:
  21. readhayley reblogged this from elektropop and added:
    hahahha i smoked with a ninja because i love marijuana
  22. rawrrdarlingg reblogged this from fionazi
  23. fionazi reblogged this from hellotigerzx and added:
    I’m a pimp and you’re jealous.
  24. elektropop reblogged this from hellotigerzx and added:
    NEEDED A TOOTHBRUSH BECAUSE I’M SEXY AS HELL \m/
  25. tarzanandjane reblogged this from hellotigerzx and added:
    needed the trojan man...roll. (insanely meaningless, but amusing nevertheless)
  26. addyl reblogged this from hellotigerzx
  27. troyhardaway reblogged this from hellotigerzx and added:
    i’m a pimp and you’re jealous.
  28. hellotigerzx reblogged this from pinuna and added:
    i love marijuana
  29. bordagul reblogged this from dinosaurusrex and added:
    I ran naked with a stripper because I had to.
  30. vibaliciousv reblogged this from thebookofsecrets and added:
    I banged a pickle because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous
  31. somewhereundertherainbow reblogged this from hotboxbrotha and added:
    I CUDDLED WITH A PROSTITUTE BECAUSE IM SEXY AS HELL!
  32. swishflicks reblogged this from thebookofsecrets and added:
    Hmm… I ran shirtless with a lesbian because I’m beautiful (and I’m sure she was too!)
  33. fuckmeferru reblogged this from piratesswoop and added:
    I slept with Santa Claus because that’s how I roll.
  34. dinosaurusrex reblogged this from brittuh and added:
    Hey magick, we have the same birthday! 2/24 in the house
  35. dinosaurusrex reblogged this from thetalkinghead and added:
    I killed a condom because I love marijuana and I have double Ds. All true except I wouldnt murder a condom.
  36. hellyeahjenii reblogged this from klengdepon and added:
    i killed a whore because that’s how i roll xD
  37. martingotmerockin reblogged this from twistingturn
  38. francescueta reblogged this from clubberkatz13 and added:
    I ate out a condom because that’s how I roll. :)) Gross!

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